Ghostwriting in the Information Age

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He lives in a creative haze that smells like incense and coffee,
Delivers a document, somebody pays – in a sense his lifestyle is carefree.
Nevertheless, he is uninsured and preoccupied with projects,
And the I.R.S. is always snooping and trying to take his paychecks,

“Five large and empty” are not real at all.
Our important concerns are fleeting like a dream.
He just turns his attention to the project that pays
And helps that client follow in folly the story of life situations.

The ghostwriter has no need for contracts.
Clients pay each week on a given day.
Nobody ever asks for money back,
But if they do, they can take it and go away.

At the time of this writing, approximately seven million Americans are unemployed.  I am not one of them; I make my bread by spewing the sacred word.  I don’t know any words that are particularly sacred; all words are sacred, because they are the tools of my trade and the product I provide.  With words and my laptop, I can always be okay and have some extra money for family. 

If you want to get involved with ghostwriting, we can help!  It'll cost you $40 if you want us to assess your skill and provide consultation.

Some projects are very difficult, but not as difficult as submitting the authority of some foolish manager or superior officer.  People can just leave me alone. I write documents, and nobody needs to tell me when and how to do that. And if you need a document written or edited, please send it to support@DoctorMyDocument.com



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Public Speaking Ninja

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Speaking to multiple listeners is like fighting multiple opponents.  You don't have to worry about all the opponents, because only one can invade your personal space at a time. Knock out one after another as they trip over each other's feet.

When speaking in front of a group, you can have similar bold confidence. Speaking to one listener is no different from speaking in front of several.  Just talk slowly so you can use a rhythm you like, and speak from the belly instead of from the throat.  Smile. Look at all the faces like so many interesting fish in a fish tank.  Smile. You are a public speaking ninja.



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What is the correct way to use a semi-colon?

 
Some writers use a dash when they should use a semi-colon, and others do the opposite.  There are actually several uses for each. You can Google around to find out all the details, but these two ideas are very useful and easy to remember:

1.) Connecting independent clauses with a semi-colon
A semi-colon is used the way a period is used:  to connect independent clauses.
"Jose won the contest. Everyone expected him to win."
"Jose won the contest; everyone expected him to win."

**An independent clause is a group of words that could be a complete sentence if they wanted to be, even though they might choose to be part of a longer sentence. Do not use a dash to connect independent clauses. Use a semi-colon!

2.) A dash works like a comma, but a really big one.  A dash is very useful for managing long sentences, especially ones that already contain a few commas -- this sentence being an example -- because using a set of 2 dashes can help you to avoid using lots of confusing commas.    So, a dash is like a really big comma that takes itself too seriously.

Another example:
Jose won the contest, an impressive accomplishment, and although he felt good about the victory he could not help thinking about the disappointment his opponent must have felt.
This could be written with dashes:
Jose won the contest -- an impressive accomplishment -- and although he felt good about the victory he could not help thinking about the disappointment his opponent must have felt. 
If the sentence needed to be longer, the dashes would be extra helpful for keeping the sentence clear:
Jose won the contest, an impressive accomplishment, and although he felt good about the victory he could not help thinking about the disappointment his opponent must have felt -- because this contest occurs only once every four years.  
In this last example, you can see that the dash works just like a comma.  It is useful, though, for helping the reader to compartmentalize the many parts of the sentence and think about it in an organized way.  Part of being a good writer is the ability to accommodate the reader's quirky attention.


NOTE: This is not a complete explanation for the uses of the dash and semi-colon.  There are other uses; for example, a semi-colon is often used to separate items on a list. In this blog, we just wanted to share the insights above and leave you with this easy-to-remember concept:

"A dash works like a comma that takes itself too seriously, and a semi-colon works like a period that does not take itself seriously enough." 



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Readers love figuring things out on their own.

Use brevity.

I value brevity so much that I sometimes say, "Medium regular!" even though I actually prefer milk instead of cream.

Brevity is important, because "less is more" when writing Web content. Less information is more fun. Same as in school. Readers don't really want to hear what I have to say, so I just say something rhythmic, and their minds imagine images. Chicken finger. Readers love figuring things out on their own. Uncooked, Chinese chicken finger dough takes ten minutes to chew.

Every sentence is work for the reader. It's just like toxins in food. You cannot eat without getting toxins, and you cannot write sentences without detracting from the reader's experience.  The best way is to not write anything at all and instead leave the reader alone to enjoy bliss in the present moment.

But if you must write something, use brevity.

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Mindfulness practice is all about multitasking - meditation while doing something.

If you want to practice meditation, you can do it!

Don’t say you don’t have time for meditation. There is a kind of meditation you can practice while doing things. It’s mindfulness practice. Mindfulness practice is meditation while doing things. It’s like multitasking. Read about it in a book by Thich Nhat Hanh, or Google around about various forms of meditation-in-action, such as the Japanese tea ceremony, Zen archery, Iaijutsu, Ikebana (flower arranging) and any of the “do” (i.e. “Way): Shiatsu-do, Kendo, Judo, Karate-do, Shodo -- and likewise, we are developing our own mindfulness art: the “Step Aside" of writing and Document Kung Fu.

Meditative art forms are based on mindfulness practice. It's physical practice done in a meditative way.  Jon Kabat-Zinn has written that to look at something in a meditative way is to look at it without judging it. That means the voice of the mind is silent, and 100% of your attention can be directed toward enjoying the clear, hypnotic experience of the present moment.

Doctor My Document philosophy is influenced by the teachers of this kind of meditation-in-action....
Look at Thich Nhat Hanh’s books about mindfulness; look at Eckhart Toll’s The Power of Now; look at the famous book by Eugene Herrigel, Zen in the Art of Archery. Do you know the one I’m talking about? Herrigel writes about his meditation training in Japan, which began with the practice of Zen Archery. Anyway, the point is that meditation can be ongoing. You can meditate while you do things.

The idea is not as esoteric as some people think. It's just good, old-fashioned concentration.  Can you feel the material of your shirt on your shoulders right now?  Are you aware of the clear, sharp detail in the scenery of your peripheral vision?  I am not, but as I become more skilled at meditation in action I will become more mindful of these things.

The practice starts with awareness of your breathing. Breath meditation is something usually done in a seated position.  Be aware of the breathing. Be aware when you swallow saliva. Be aware of the stability of your posture, and be aware enough to know whether you are holding unnecessary muscle tension as the result of emotional duress. Be aware of the upright, relaxed posture and the looseness of the elastic lungs.

Bring all your awareness into the body. That means you need to temporarily forget about the crap or your life situation. Now, in mindfulness practice, or meditation-in-action, you simply add one more thing to pay attention to.  It's the action.  Use a simple action over which you can pour your whole attention. Try meditation while walking first, because that is one of the most profound mindfulness practices.  Mindful of the breath, the body, the penetrating sensation of relaxation and energy filling the body like a balloon, relaxing it.

It’s a simple matter of multitasking. Do your work, but keep some attention on balanced posture, profound breathing, and electric relaxation that penetrates all tension, down to the bone.

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If you want to practice meditation, you can find the time to do it!

Don’t say you haven't enough time to practice. There is a kind of meditation you can practice while doing things. It’s mindfulness practice. Mindfulness practice is meditation in action. It’s just requires a little multitasking.

Read about it in any book by Thich Nhat Hanh. And another thing to read about is the Japanese tea ceremony, Zen archery, Iaijutsu, Ikebana (flower arranging) and any of the “do” (i.e. “Way) because those kinds of art are based on mindfulness practice. Shiatsu-do, kendo, judo, karate-do, Shodo…and I we are developing our “way” of document doctoring.

Doctor My Document philosophy is influenced by the teachers of this kind of meditation in action. Look at Thich Nhat Hanh’s books about mindfulness, Eckhart Toll’s The Power of Now, and that famous book by Eugene Herrigel, the one about Zen Archery. Do you know the one I’m talking about? Herrigel writes about his meditation training in Japan, which began with the practice of Zen Archery.

Anyway, the point is that meditation can be ongoing. You can meditate while you do things.
It’s a simple matter of multitasking. Do your work, but keep some attention on balanced posture, profound breathing, and electric relaxation that penetrates all tension, down to the bone.


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The bad vegetarian: DoctorMyDocument's nutrition rant.

The only meat my person eats is the imitation crabmeat in crab cangoons. My person is a bad vegetarian. He eats cheese, and he would eat eggs if he wanted to, but he doesn’t like eggs.  But he does eat eggs sometimes. And he eats salmon sometimes, so I guess crab rangoons are not the only meat. 

Anyway, the point is, my person knows better than to eat the shit food.  Sneaky people have built big businesses based on selling shit food to people dumb enough to eat it. WATCH OUT!!  Seriously.  Wake up and smell the capitalism.

Lately, I have been eating a lot of vegetables and fruits in the morning. I drink soy milk and almond milk. I drink a wicked lot of water every day, one ounce of water for every two pounds of bodyweight (Deepak Chopra’s recommendation, I think). So a 200 pound person needs 100 ounces of water every day.  It’s good to drink a giant glass of water as soon as you wake up every morning.

I can hardly believe my person has almost stopped eating meat, and I am not going to press my luck by asking the person to switch to an all raw food diet, or a vegan diet, or anything like that. And also, Andrew Weil says it’s important to eat some fish to get Omega 3 fatty acids, so I eat salmon. I think I can just go to the store and get an omega 3 supplement, though.  I don’t need to eat the salmon. My person is a bad vegetarian!  

Academic Ninja (book #2): Scholarship & Admission Essay Strategy


"Long-term goals are for wussies. They are goals you believe are impossible in the short term. 
A long-term goal does not make you feel a sense of urgency, but a short-term goal needs to be attacked right now. Short-term goals are the mark of a truly motivated person."

Academic Ninja (book #2): Scholarship & Admission Essay Strategy $8.50

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Writing this essay is a powerful exercise in self-analysis.  The student is trying to express what is important to her, what she wants to do to contribute to society. This essay is an important milestone in her personal development, because it is necessary for the student to communicate her PLAN for making a big splash in this world.
I don't care if the student gets accepted to her first choice college or even if she goes to college -- and neither should you, and neither should she.  College does not guarantee learning, and it does not guarantee a job.  However, it provides a lot of opportunity to explore one's interests and values so that the student can be the person she wants to be.  That is most important. Students should not be "rejected" by learning institutions; we should not even think that way. No matter what happens during this application process, she can stay focused on her goals and prevail.

And if the student is really determined to attend a particular college, we promise that this short ebook will give her an advantage.  How?  The kind of essay that makes the reader feel a real desire to provide every opportunity also happens to be the kind of essay that makes the student visualize a future as the kind of person she wants to be.  This is profound self-expression.

After getting through this ebook (20-30 pages of reading), the student can experiment with the techniques and improve her writing forever.  It only requires a few hours to read, and it only costs $8.50, so please make this small investment to provide her with a meaningful, memorable experience while she prepares to write these college essays and/or scholarship essays.

We will be so happy if you support DoctorMyDocument by making this small purchase. Also, please let us know if you run into any problems in the process of paying and getting your link to the product page.  After you pay, you should be automatically redirected to a page with a link the product and a password that enables you to access it.  (Share it with your friends!)

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An opportunity to apply the psychology of language...

One of the most profound learning experiences comes when it is time for the student to write application essays (i.e. college admission, scholarships, internships, and other programs).  They challenge the student to dig deep and express what is most important to her or him.

If you support DoctorMyDocument by purchasing this ebook, you'll be investing in the quality of the student's experience of writing application essays. Writing this essay is a deeply personal experience, we wrote this book to enhance that experience.

Two reasons to visualize the future and make a plan:
  1. By writing about a clear, detailed vision of the future, the student becomes firm in her resolve to make a big splash in this world.
  2. By writing about a clear, detailed vision of the future, the student shows the reader that she is one of those rare, highly motivated difference-makers who knows exactly what she wants to do.
The importance of short-term goals:

Long-term goals are for wussies. They are goals you believe to be impossible in the short term. A long-term goal does not make you feel and sense of urgency, but a short-term goal needs to be attacked right now. A short-term goal is the mark of a truly motivated person.

"Reading Hypnosis" for Smokers-Trying-To-Quit

Read the first chapter online for free: "Changing Your Mind" (Reading Hypnosis)


Addicted to NOT Smoking:
A Hypnotic Trip into Cigarettelessness

Meditation, suggestions for transformation, spiritual renunciation, reading hypnosis… and there's a ninja!  This book provides an introspective trip for smokers-trying-to-quit.  Your guide during this strange jaunt toward cigarettelessness is the book's narrator, an emotionally disturbed ninja, and he seems eerily symbolic of something…  The ninja can feel comfortable without any ninja face-mask, and without hiding behind clouds of smoke; the reader can feel more comfortable with every page, every paragraph, narrowing the focus in a meditative state of mind.

In addition to entertainment and instruction, this book provides an experience of hypnosis consciousness—while reading—as the body responds to suggestions for relaxation and focus.  With entertaining, detailed instruction and poignant suggestions for change, it really is possible to "get addicted to not smoking."  Changing your mind is easy when the suggestions, stories, exercises, and instructions in this book send you reeling head-over-heels into hypnosis consciousness.

The smoker's struggle against addiction represents an existential crisis, and
The renunciation of cigarettes can be like a spiritual practice.

Meditation, self-hypnosis, and renunciation practice are related to the ancient, inner disciplines generally represented by the literary genre of meditation/mindfulness.  Plenty of books about meditation and mindfulness are already on the market; they are abundant and popular for a good reason (they ease the existential anguish that comes with mortality, helping us to keep our heads together during this weird trip).  Likewise, many books have been written for smokers trying to quit.  This manuscript is intended to fill a special niche in a giant market by applying the power of meditation/mindfulness literature to the vast market of smokers trying to quit. Addicted to Not Smoking is worth the price because it offers:

·         An opportunity for a surreal experience.
·         An opportunity to learn about self-hypnosis.
·         Funny reading that is relevant to the smoking habit.
·         A good gift for smokers trying to quit.

Of the available books for smokers trying to quit, Addicted to Not Smoking will be the one that has serious practices presented in a not-too-serious way.  People who continue to smoke even though they want to quit often have a not-too-serious desire to quit,[2] and this manuscript meets them at their own state of mind.
 In Barnes & Noble's "addiction recovery" section, one quickly notices the books by Allen Carr: The Easy Way to Stop Smoking.  The fact that Carr sold more than seven million copies attests to the potential of this market.  (It also comes up first when you search Amazon for quit-smoking books.)  This is a classic, and Carr is a hero, but many people would choose Addicted to Not Smoking, instead, for its comedic value.
Deepak Chopra has two books for addiction recovery, but, lucky for me, neither is intended specifically for smokers.  In fact, most of the Barnes & Noble books in this section are about addiction recovery in general, and most of the ones that are about specific habits address alcoholism or compulsive eating; only Carr's books and a few others are specifically for smokers.

Quitting Cigarettes:
A Practice of Renunciation


The person wants a cigarette, but you want to awaken as the timeless being.  The temporary person wants a cigarette, wants a snack, wants a compliment, wants to be entertained.  Even after the person gets something he or she wants, the wanting goes on and on.  This temporary person, all caught up in a dream, wants one thing after another until, finally, death.  But you are something more.  You are the great observer, that mysterious witness.  You are the creative being who dances in reality, now here, now there, always changing forms, yet always arising from the same place of stillness.  You dive into one dream after another, and in between dreams you awaken as the higher being, gradually and full of wonder.

At first, you identified with the person.  You became absorbed in the person's story while you ran around as him or her.  Now you are going through a process of dis-identification from the person.  You have begun to make a distinction between the higher being and the temporary person.  Just as the master transcends by means of an art or trade, just as the mystic transcends by the practice of meditation, just as the faithful believer transcends by offering the self to God, you, too, are starting to transcend the temporary reality of the person and awaken as the higher being.  You are discovering the power that comes from putting aside the wants of the person in favor of Creative Action, and you are enabling the higher being to emerge.

An invisible process is going on.  The secret knowledge, the knowledge you receive only after faithful practice, is this:

Renunciation practice enables you to remember your timeless self.

The master renounces the person's wanting by becoming absorbed in skillful action.  The mystic renounces the person's wanting by keeping still.  The faithful believer renounces the person's wanting by performing selfless work.  Renunciation of wanting enables them to remember.  When you establish your own firm practice of renunciation, you will begin to intuit the truth about your existence: that you have access to a source of unlimited creative power because, at the same time as you are being a person, you also remain a timeless, creative being.  In any moment, you can shift your attention to the place of stillness and be the being that is beyond the person, the being that has no beginning or end in time, but instead plays forever in the boundless world of creation.

A spiritual practice is one that cultivates your awareness of your existence independent of the person.  Spiritual seekers from every religious discipline have been using renunciation to achieve communion with the higher being.  Careful attention given to the spiritual act of renouncing the object of the person's wanting—cigarettes, in your case—changes your experience to that of the higher being: timeless, and not limited to the person.  This knowledge of yourself as the higher being, which can be cultivated by any practice of renunciation, is the source of your new power.

If you regard birth as your very beginning and death as some sort of an end, then time seems to be 'going by.'  If, instead, you see clearly that you are eternal, then you've never begun and you won't end.  Time stays right where it is.  Ride the present moment like a surfer on a wave and you can experience one, unending moment.  Whether you are moving around or sitting very still, eternity happens now.  You don't wait for Heaven; Heaven happens now, or not at all.  Eternity is timeless by definition.  We are not on a time line drawn in the direction of something called future—we are floating in the one, ongoing moment.


Renunciation Ninja

Here is a story to explain how smoking can get in the way of achieving your full potential.  The purpose of the story is to introduce to your person a new disposition toward the smoking habit.  Prepare to embrace change as it is applied to the very deepest beliefs held by the person!  Permit your person to act according to the true nature of things, letting go all illusions about smoking cigarettes. The story gives your person an alternative to his or her current ideas about smoking.  A funny metaphor sticks in the person's memory for a long time, creating change.  In this analogy, smoking cigarettes is compared to masturbation, and you are compared to a ninja.

Once upon a time there was a masturbating ninja.  He was a skillful ninja who could flip, and roll, and jump high, and kill you with a poisonous dart while hidden up in a nearby tree.  His ninja-ing was top-notch, very impressive.  Still, the other ninjas never took him seriously because of one compulsive habit that he couldn't seem to get over.  Something he did more consistently than anything else.


Consistently? Constantly.  Before and after every ninja mission, sometimes even during the missions, he had to pull out his little ninja sword and polish it like hell.  Thrashing around on the grass outside his ninja hut, it looked like he was wrestling with himself and losing.  Have you ever seen a ninja masturbate?  They really get into it.  Don't stand too close if you know what's good for you. 


The other ninjas called him names and often kicked his ass.  They never let him join in any of their ninja games.  One day, the masturbating ninja couldn't take it anymore.  He made a sacred ninja vow not to take it out or even touch it under the cloth of his ninja costume from four o'clock Thursday afternoon until ten o'clock the following morning.  None of the other ninjas even applauded his effort.  They were very unsupportive. 


When ten o'clock came around, the masturbating ninja had fulfilled his vow.  He was about to celebrate by yanking out his shit and having a real climactic battle with special effects and subtitles and everything when, all of a sudden, his ninja village was attacked by hundreds of enemy ninjas from an opposing ninja clan.  The masturbating ninja quickly removed his ninja nipple clamps and sprang to his feet with a spectacular ninja jump.  He left the video playing in his VCR and ran outside to help protect the village.


They were outnumbered and unprepared, and it seemed as if the enemy ninjas would surely defeat them.  One thing our hero had going for him, however, was that he was experiencing a tremendous surplus of energy and mental focus.  As he fought his way through the crowd, he realized that his skill and strength had doubled over night because he had not depleted it all over his ninja hut because of that compulsion, that habit.  His energy had built up so much that he felt invincible. Soon, he was fighting the attackers all by himself while his exhausted ninja friends watched in amazement.  He punched right through armor, caught bullets in his teeth, and beat off the enemies with quick, frantic movements.


The masturbating ninja had saved the day.  He had held back from indulgence and become the most powerful ninja of them all.  His heightened focus was far more rewarding than the immediate gratification he had sought in the past, so he started to make a practice of it.  His strongest urges to indulge and seek immediate gratification yielded the sharpest, most focused attention when he abstained.


See?  So, begin this process the way you would begin a rigorous workout, and know that you are building up your personal power.  You'll be exercising that inner sense of clarity and purpose called "will power," building up energy, weaning your body off nicotine, and cleaning out your lungs, all at the same time. 


The most important thing is to have a feeling of taking action instead of trying to hold back from the act of smoking a cigarette.  Even though quitting will improve your life and delay your death, your previous attempts to quit smoking have been unsuccessful, because your state of mind changes every day, every minute.  You approach death gradually over a period of time, but your cigarette cravings occur in this moment.  What you need is a positive activity that you can apply to the moment—every time you think you want a cigarette.


Addicted to Not Smoking introduces a practice called "smoke-strike," with which you can begin to conquer this habit in the correct frame of mind.  Rather than fighting with yourself and using self-discipline, you will strengthen your spirit and gradually affect change in the mind until, one day very soon, you discover that you've risen above the whole shit. 



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